NOT on a roll
Didn’t get into the Mortar Board, fantastically flopped on my phone interview.
“Why are you motivated to go the extra step?”- preppy phone interviewer
“Well, uh, cuzzzzz, uh, motivation should be a given when you have a job? I don’t knowww uhhhhhhhhhh derrrrpderrrrrrrrrpderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp”- me
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
plzcaniatleastbeadiversityhire oh gaaaaawd