I guess.

NOT on a roll

Didn’t get into the Mortar Board, fantastically flopped on my phone interview.

“Why are you motivated to go the extra step?”- preppy phone interviewer

“Well, uh, cuzzzzz, uh, motivation should be a given when you have a job? I don’t knowww uhhhhhhhhhh derrrrpderrrrrrrrrpderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp”- me

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

plzcaniatleastbeadiversityhire oh gaaaaawd